"Help Me Make It Through The Yard" (K. Kristofferson [Help Me Make It Through The Night])

Take the rose bush from my hair
Shake out all them little thorns
What's the sprinkler doin' on
So damn early in the morn'?

Crawlin' home at five AM
Lord, the sidewalk sure is hard
I guess I drank too much again
Help me make it through the yard

And I don't know what's right or left
I'm too drunk to even stand
Why the devil won't you help me?
Please take your foot off of my hand

I'll put some coffee on the stove
We'll go try and find your car
Get my lawyer on the phone
Help me make it through the yard